"One Shies at the Prospect of Raising Yet Another Defense of Cannibalism" by Josh Bell, the Briggs-Copeland Lecturer on English at Harvard, was offered by Poets.org's Poem-A-Day on November 21, 2013. A link to the poem, including the poet's notes, may be found here:
This extremely prosaic "poem" has quite a bit in it about "you" kissing movies and movies not caring much that you do. More rambling nonsense out of Harvard, I guess. Makes me glad I'm an Amherst man.